"Aidan what's that noise? Is that that freezer?"
"No, there's a bird stuck in the vent and it's flapping it's wings trying to get out."
"Shut up"
"No, serious, it is."
"Aidan, don't joke with me that freaks me out"
"Go listen, it's not coming from the freezer"
I go to the kitchen and open the freezer, the kid's right, it's not coming from the freezer.
"Dude, aidan I'm going to freak out, what is that?"
"It's a bird, maybe a mommy bird or a baby bird, it's stuck in there.
"I'm calling your dad."